I do not believe in Halloween, and don't let my kids practice it nor let them trick or treat [though my son has read all four Harry Potter books--they were a gift, and because I still have some sense of proportion as well as humor and a belief my son knows right from wrong--and besides, one simply cannot shelter kids from everything (though I know some who try, and it doesn't always work as children have a tendency to want to experience some of the outside world)]--but in the spirit of shooting off my mouth just because most of the zombies out there would rather I didn't, here is my "Halloween" piece. Zombies. Phalanx. The Herd. Mindless flag-wavers who don't even know they are part of the power elites great behavior control experiment.

After all, as George Orwell once said, "We are at war with East Asia. We've always been at war with East Asia." (from 1984) Long live Big Brother!

Well, all you of the herd--where is S.L. Goldman when you need him?--the joke is on you, and the trick is on your masters. Here's the joke: Which weighs more, a pound of Osama bin Laden's brain, or a pound of Dubya Bush's? And here's another joke: If a bomb fell on bin Laden but CNN wasn't there to videotape it and Dan Rather didn't report it, would it make a sound? And here's the final joke: which of your God-given rights are you more willing to give up for the sake of Big Oil, the Saudi Royal Family, Big Opium (brought to you by the so-called Northern Alliance), "safety and security," and the Empire that strikes back--freedom of speech or just plain freedom? I suspect most of you in the masses will pick just plain freedom--just as long as you despicable robots (the word "slave" is too good for you, for only humans can be enslaved against their will, whereas you revel in your servitude) get your MTV, football, your moronic, couch-potato lifestyle. My language may be strong, but you herd members disgust me that much.

But the trick is on the power elites--in the end they will lose. Sure they'll get their blood money in oil, their territory, their destruction of Islam now, and Judaism and Christianity later (this is prophesied in the Bible) to set up their AntiChrist religion, their so-called Mark of the Beast in the right hand or forehead, their false prophets aka Christians for profit (LeHaye, Lindsey, et. al), their one-world-government, and own the world's people, most of whom are human unthinking robots like our herd...

But they'll lose in the end. Not because I say so--I have enough just to keep my head above the stinking, trampling herd--but because IT IS WRITTEN, and HE has written it!

Notes on World War Three

Note to bin Laden:--You want to kill all Americans, right? You want to kill me? Then do it yourself instead of the mindless zombies you've trained!

Note to the Phalanx:--You want war so much, get off your couch-potato butts and go to war and stop beating about the dissenters and Islamic-Americans, you cowards! Moooooo!

Note to Bill O'Reilly:--If you think the peasants of Afghanistan should be wiped out because they "voted" for the Taliban, then the American people should be wiped out for "voting" for a government that created bin Laden in the first place!

Note to Ann Coulter:--If you think Muslims should be converted to Christianity at gun point, then, by all means, go forth... If you make it out alive, let me know.

Note to Jonah Goldberg:--If you think Arab-Americans should be interned a-la Japanese-Americans during WWII, then why are you sitting on your fat ass instead of getting your hammer and nails ready? While you're at it, build me a cage, too.

Note to Madeline Halfbright...er, Albright:--6,000 World Trade Center civilians, 200 pentagon employees, thousands of US and Allied "war" troops, and millions of Afghans...is that "worth it"?

Note to Dick Cheney and his Big Oil buddies:--Why is it, Dick, that some folks think you are behind the terrorist attacks? I mean, aren't you supposed to be "ill"? And is World War Three worth all those oil billions you and your cronies will haul in as you lick your chops on millions of bones of the dead?

Note to Hal Lindsey, Tim LeHaye, and you other Christians-for-profit:--Just how many times have you idiots predicted the Second Coming, and just how much divining the future do you have to do before you can be assured of your false-prophethood? Earth to Tim: THERE IS NO PRE-TRIBULATIONAL RAPTURE!

Note to Christian- and Neo-conservatives:--You have made the label "conservative" infamous for death and destruction, not famous for liberty, private property rights, and self-reliance; you have made the label "patriot" synonymous with the herd/slave mentality, not to mention bloodlust for death in war; you have made the phrase "God Bless America" into a call for anti-Christ Empire as you seek to destroy Islam, not realizing the masters you serve will soon destroy Judaism and Christianity as well (but by then you'll be godless pagans, for sure--the Wiccans you hate'll be more assured a place in heaven than you'll ever hope to have); you have made the "war on terrorism" into a war on freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, and on freedom in general, all for the sake of "national greatness" for a once-great nation, now a spawn of evil; and finally, you have pissed me off beyond redemption!
Note to the CIA:--I've saved the best for you folks...How many monsters you created must fall down, before you sleep in the Afghan sand? And the answer ain't blowin' in the wind, my friend, but in The Word.

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