Clinton's Acquitted! Good! Now We Can Lie in Court! To Hell With Swearing on the Bible!


Yeah, right!

Copyright © 1999 by BD Caine. All Rights Reserved.


This one will be short, folks. I mean, the above title is almost enough to express myself on the issue of Bill Clinton's acquittal of impeachment charges of lying to a grand jury and obstructing justice. But before I comment on the celebration of the Eastern Liberal/Socialist Establishment Politically Correct Cogniziti (will Ted and Jane put it on CNN for us peasants to drool over them?) in the White House Ballroom, let me express myself further...this does not have to be long, okay?

One...Perhaps the US (read: United Saps) Senate deosn't realize this, or maybe it does and maybe, just maybe, it was their intention all along, but their decision to acquit Clinton has pretty much set up our justice system for total, ballistic, destruction. Now, all the masks are off--the US Justice system is now the sham us "little people" always (kinda) knew it was in the first place. Thank you, Senate of Suckers, for at last showing us the truth.

Two...Does this mean anyone who testifies in a US Court can now lie on the stand and claim immunity from perjury by claiming 'if President Clinton can lie to a grand jury, so can I'? Or does this only apply to a member of 'the Club', you know, a power elite person, and us "little guys" still have to tell the truth? Aw, shucks!

Three...Does this mean that the "American People," you know, the 70% who thinks Slick is the greatest president we've ever had due to such a wonderful economy and will storm the White House when y2k destroys the economy, are cheering because, after all, his thing with Lewsinsky was just a private person doing private things, and the bullies in the Congress have no right to force a president to be one of those "high sounding, integrity-bound, moral pricks" just because he's the president? Does this mean only certified scumbags have a chance to win future Presidentail elections? Will the "American People" cheer if our next president is a self-proclaimed animal-sacrificing, goathead-wearing Satanist? Only vampires need apply? What if the next Prez turned out to be Marilyn Manson? Would Christians be clobbered in Madison Square Garden?

Does anyone really believe those "polls"? Does anyone really believe our economy is booming? Does anyone doubt that those statistics are fiction, and that the polls are engineered to turn out that way? Does anyone really doubt the power elites control this country and us folks are being brainwashed?

If you have any doubt whatsoever, show me the truth. I dare you. In the mean time, I will be celebrating the highlighting of American Scam Justice. Pass the "burning" Bible--for America just might get "fired."


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